#snacktime

As we're lying in bed reading the Oriental Trading Company mag that my child chose as a bedtime story, we come across suckers that look like used Qtips. 

This isn't all that odd since it's the Halloween edition. 

What is odd is when Sunshine casually says "yeah I ate someone's ear wax once. It was gross."

After I composed myself I asked whose earwax she was sampling. She tells me "I don't know his name. I was just hungry."

My daughter ladies and gentlemen.